Hello everyone, I run a very small and very private adult Parlor that caters to adult fun. There are a couple of ways to participate. You can arrange to bring your date here for dinner or brunch and do all kinds of wicked things that you can't do in a restaurant; you can go shopping in my sexy boutique; you can play dress up and have your picture taken in all kinds of naughty ways; you can spend the weekend or evening in my Bed n Breakfast and be watched or watch others or run around naked; you can have a themed party here; you can play strip poker...all kinds of things are possible for all kinds of people. Email me for more information. I can transform from hippy to chic in 0.5 seconds flat and I'm totally all that when it comes to holding my own at a trashy dive or conversing with a golf cart full of Nobel prize winners. I'm not perfect by anyone's standards except for my own and my standards are pretty high. I'm in love with life and anything that involves water, mountains, trees and bringing me to my knees. I'm just as attracted to finding someone to build a tree house with as I am to the thought of finding someone to make naked snowangels for. The coolest thing ever happened today--a big, beautiful butterfly landed on my right nipple while I was sunbathing. Last week, it was 2 ladybugs that played on my tummy for an hour. I totally get off on nature and outdoor fun. I collect dictionaries. My favorite word is auspicious. Malthusian ideals, structural violence, militarized masculinity, and the politics of style are subjects that I enjoy. I like confident and demanding men. Men who demand more out of me than I'm normally willing to give and get it because they've got something I want. You know who you are. I'm open to diversity both in who you are and in what we do. Just have a good heart and a wicked imagination that you're able to bring into the real world. I'm not looking for a particular body or face. I'm looking for a particular chemistry. I like to have fun and I pursue adventure; however, I am not into the whole promiscuous sex thing. That's for relationships and I'm certainaly open to one. In the meantime...I enjoy alternative and fetish type interactions that do not involve swapping bodily fluids. You've never met open-minded until you've met me. I'm well versed in gender, sexuality, and cultural studies. I believe in a spectrum of gender rather than the binary we've been presented with as normative. I am part of a growing subculture that identifies as queer not meaning that we are gay but that we are not heteronormative. My desires, wants, and needs fall outside the norm. I like exploring. I love the outdoors. I'm usually naked in my backyard and at the beach. I like feeling the warm sand on my back so I rarely use a towel. I actually dive into the waves without tiptoeing in. I've been introduced to Nobel prize winners as my school's most promising undergrad and I am currently in a graduate program that is ranked number 7 globally. I've volunteered more than 3,000 hours to the crisis hotline and I was the team mom of everything. I am looking for a man who is as exceptional as I am. I possess a tremendous amount of imagination and determination. I'm currently relearning how to rollerskate and learning to make things with leather. I collect Pacific Northwest and Nude art and vintage clothing. You should see my vintage smoking jackets. Update: ok, I admit it...I fell down too many times rollerskating...grrrs. I don't care who your momma is or how much money your daddy has but I do care about how you treat people including yourself.

My Ideal Person What I'm looking for can vary so I'll just say what kind of men intrigue me.

Men who come gunnin' for my ass and make no secret about it. Not men who are after everyone. Men who make no secret that they think I'm totally groovy.

Men who are willing to explore their hedonist side and put in the time and effort to do so. Think about your favorite hobby. If you're not willing or able to invest that amount of time and effort in our fun we are not a match.

I've done nothing but study for the last several years and I'm ready to reward myself by meeting some good people. Got what it takes?

You should like long slow explorative kisses, believe that foreplay never ends, and be a serious assman. You should be delighted at the entertainment a multifaceted woman such as myself can provide and not be weirded out by my incredible babygirl energy.

My favorite places are San Onofre, Point Bridgette, Alaska, the big trees, and in my lovers arms.

You should also want to hike the cliff instead of taking the easy path. You understand parking a mile away from your destination just to get some physical activity in rather than always looking for the parking spot nearest the destination.

You're not submissive to your dick. You don't chase. You choose. You enjoy the company of an intelligent, well-versed and highly accomplished woman and you delight in being entertained by her in more ways than one.

You get things done. You're a leader even if it's a silent one. People think of you as capable and determined. You know when and how to have fun just like you know when and how to take care of your business.

You like to play. You like to watch. You like to enjoy. You aren't desperate for a relationship but you're ready for one if it finds you.

It would not weird you out if I had a slumber party at our house.

You are not the type to send an email with a picture of your butt, let alone your dick, and you are surely not the type that after reading this thinks I am going to meet you at 3 in the morning just because you read this and you are sure we're gonna be soulmates.

If you like teasing and begging you've got something I want. Now tell me I've got something for you.