We'll be going dark on this site after December 28, 2016. If you would like alternate contact information, you'll need to contact us directly. Thanks. DISCLAIMER: Normal professional couple who desire to enjoy the company of others as our schedules permit. Frankly, we’re interested in developing long-term relationships with people we know; so if you merely want to get laid (SINGLE GUYS), hire it done. Not judging you, just don’t care to meet you. Also, if you can’t bother to read an entire profile, either because you’re sending out mass mailings or are illiterate (again, single guys—GEEZ), we’re most likely NOT a good fit for you. Much of our stimulation, like most of our peers, is mental. Get the mind; you get the body. We’re D&D free, and test often to ensure the safety of ourselves and others. If you don’t: a) you need psychiatric help, b) don’t care enough about yourself, c) don’t care enough about those with whom you come in contact, d) have a death wish, e) all of the above. THE ANSWER IS……………………………..E LOL Honestly, we’re not intending to be cruel to the males of the species, just open and honest, as we’d like you to be with us. It’s not arrogant to be honest, is it? Besides, it sets aside hopes and expectations that simply are NOT going to be there. Different rules, of course, apply to different parties; ergo sum, if you’re a COUPLE or LADY (No, it’s not fair single guys, but as someone once told us, neither is life), please excuse the forgoing diatribe. [COLOR tomato][B]ONE MORE THING SINGLE GUYS[/B]: The lady in this profile is a lady. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that if you contact us that you have the appropriate equipment and that it works. It is NOT sexy to open your AFF account first thing in the morning to enjoy an erect penis with your coffee and muffin. I’m delighted you’re proud enough of it to put it on display for the [B]ENTIRE [/B]world, but please spare me. Relegate it to locker-room humor where it belongs. J[/COLOR] [B][COLOR darkred]TO: Sydney University and all other institutions and individuals using this or any Adult FriendFinder and/or its associated sites for projects, and/or information gathering, etc., you do NOT have permission from me/us to use any profile and/or pictures in any form or forums, both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my/our privacy, and you will be subject to legal action[/COLOR][/B] [B][U][COLOR deeppink]For all you SHUTTER BUGS: we DO NOT do pics. EVER. If that's NOT clear enough, we'll make it clearer, if you need us to.[/COLOR][/U][/B] [COLOR red]Last (I hope – this profile has become more of a project than originally intended), we have to test often, inasmuch as the lady is [B]HIGHLY [/B]allergic to [B]ANY [/B]lubrication, other than natural. Yes, yes, yes that include all of those non-allergenic lubes and whatever preservative they use on lube-less condoms. Ergo sum, we’ve made our sexual adventures as risk-free as we can, but if this is a problem for you, please consider your other options on AFF.[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person NOW, DOWN TO BUSINESS: We’re not physically perfect, just attractive, and we’re certainly NOT expecting you to be either. Life is life—NOT HOLLYWOOD. You need only have achieved a certain perfection of the mind and posses the right attitude to interest us. Neither of us is into the 4Ps (pain, potty, pets, pedophilia). We’re a bi-female, male is not bi but doesn’t freak out with the inadvertent touching that goes along with getting wrapped in the fur ball of a 4-some, who are interested in exploring LTRs with other couples, women & men with whom we feel comfortable. We don’t play alone, so please save us both the time and trouble of suggesting that we will be delighted if we did; WE DON’T. Discretion is important to us because of our public visibility, so if you can’t/won’t appreciate that then we must insist you look elsewhere. We’re also appreciate hygienically clean people, whose only body sweat is that we mutually create. Oh yes, you need to have a sense of humor and know that there is a difference between those things in life that are serious and which are pleasurable.