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My Adventures in Naughty Locals
 
I've been on Naughty Locals since 2000. I've had some good experiences, some disappointing experiences, and some "OMG! Can you do that again?!"
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"Pegging" is the new Black
Posted:Jan 29, 2022 11:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2022 8:34 am
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For the past few centuries, the saying , "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach." During the 70s and 80s, the saying changed to, "A way to a man's heart is through his zipper." Now days, I say, "The way to a man's heart is through his backdoor." Pegging.

With the stigma of backdoor fun subsiding, I'm finding the bi, the curious, and the ferociously straight are lining , or rather, bending over, to surrendering their precious hole to my strap on. Now, I know it's considered declasse to blow ones own horn or to boast, but I am a pegging maven.

Nothing puts an enthusiastic evil smile on my face then the dominating of the backside, the penetrating of his holiest of hollies, and the administering of repeated anal orgasms. There is a power exchange when I cause a man's legs to quiver and shake, his knees to buckle, his toes to curl, his penis to erupts, his butt to push back further to accept more of my strap on and his incessant begging to not stop. The empowerment grows for me with each scream of pleasure as wave after wave of orgasmic euphoria washes over him,

I have many converts. A few have moved on from my penis shaped strap ons to the real thing, but all agree that once you've been pegged you will to be pegged again and again.

For those of you men who haven't been pegged, give pegging a whirl, but find someone who knows what they're doing.

Afterwards, as you lay there crumpled on the floor like a wet dish towel, basking in a slowly subsiding orgasmic glow, your backdoor pulsating with joy, your boys thoroughly drained, your penis retreating from exhaustion, you will need to answer her when she asks,"Do you need some water? Red Bull? Oxygen?"
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Gentlemen, wash your butt.
Posted:Dec 24, 2015 10:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2022 7:55 am
14818 Views

Maybe I'm just too old for this site. I'm finding that a lot of men on Naughty Locals have no idea how to talk to a woman, how to treat a woman, or basic hygiene when they're with a woman.

When the first thing you send me as a introductions is "I want to f*$k you till you bleed" or "I've been known to tear out an IUD with my tongue", I don't respond. I don't know how to respond to something like that. Is this what younger women are finding erotic or enticing?

I understand wanting to go Dutch. I understanding driving to meet you. But have a plan and let me in on it. Yes, I do want to go out for a nice dinner, but I don't want to watch you text afterwards. Yes, we can meet at the Matrix, but I don't want to sit and watch you play cards. And yes I know Naughty Locals is a sex site, but just because we're meeting for coffee doesn't mean you're automatically getting oral.

Lastly, no, I do not want to smell your musk. Please use deodorant. No, I don't like ball skunk. Please, wash your balls. No, I don't care that c*ck cheese is natural. Please pull back your foreskin and wash the head. And no, there's no way you're getting a rusty trombone if you haven't washed well. Please, wash your butt!

Men (and women), put down the iPhones, the iPads, the computers. Talk to real people. Learn the art of conversation. Learn social boundaries. Learn that there are other people around you. And learn that you're not Richard Pryor and that sometimes people just don't want to hear the F-word spewing out in every other sentence.

I'm in my late 60's. Are my expectations really that dated?
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Why I'm Cautious About Who I Meet.
Posted:Nov 19, 2010 8:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2022 10:24 pm
20809 Views
I've met some select men, I've played with a few couples, and I've met a host of wonderful women. Throughout this entire adventure, the one question I repeatedly get from men is, "Why are you so difficult to meet?"

I've learned the hard way that a lot of men on Naughty Locals are not nice gentlemen, a lesson my friend Carm once blogged about [blog 2197280]

My latest episode involved BEAVERMAN69692. Luckily, I was not the only woman to have a bad experience and Naughty Locals came to the rescue:

Dear GoldenGirl00,

Recently, BEAVERMAN69692 interacted with you and we have deactivated his account because he violated our terms of use. We're sorry this happened on Naughty Locals, and we're working hard to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Our anti-abuse team monitors our site constantly but sometimes a few bad apples escape their scrutiny. If you encounter a member who's behaving inappropriately, please let us know. We'll only send this notice once, but you can be sure that we're taking measures to proactively fight abuse around the clock.

We hope BEAVERMAN69692's conduct doesn't deter you from meeting the other great members of Naughty Locals. We're glad you're a member and thanks for your participation.

Sincerely,
The Naughty Locals Team


So, my new rules are unless you are vouched for by women or man I know, willing to meet with my "bodyguard" ( ) whose to be included during playtime, or you're willing to go through a lengthy chat and face-to-face interview process, I not interested. I've lived this long to know that I don't want to be a statistic.

Thank you Carm, James, and Naughty Locals for helping to keep me safe.
-Beth
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LOL!!! A Small Penis Contest?!
Posted:Sep 8, 2010 11:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2022 7:41 am
20158 Views
I'm sorry men, but I have to share this with everyone.

As a few of you special male friends of mine know I am fascinated by men that are extremely modestly endowed, almost to the point of side splitting laughter.

Well, I guess it was bound to happen. A friend of mine directed me to this video. A Howard Stern held a Small Penis Contest. I don't think I've ever seen anything so exciting and hilarious as 15 naked men with the smallest penises you could ever imagine comparing.

I think this is how you can watch the contest.

http: //www.webtv.si/video/index/id/24372
(There's a space between the http: and the rest because for some reason it keeps changing to Naughty Locals)

If that doesn't work, search for "howard stern small penis" and click on the one the has webtv.si in its link.

To all you big boys who like to show off your teeny tiny toys...thank you.

(BTW, I'm still accepting application for one of you modestly endowed men to help make one of my many fantasies come true. LOL!)
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You're damn right I'm mad!
Posted:Sep 1, 2010 12:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2012 7:32 pm
20837 Views
To paraphrase Langston Hughes, do you know what it's like to have a dream deferred?

It explodes!

I'm 64. I don't have time, literally, for men who say they want to meet, who say they want to help me with my fantasies, and who then change their mind or say that it's just Naughty Locals talk.

I don't normally talk like this, but to all the men who want to play this game with me: Don't contact me and grow the FUCK up!

Out of the hundreds of flirts and messages I get, I respond to those of you who are polite and don't scare me.
Out of the hundreds of you who want to chat with me, I chat with those of you who are polite and don't scare or try to intimidate me.
Out of the small number of you that I met and who didn't make some smart-ass comment about my age, I took the next step.
Out of the even smaller number of you where I took the next step, I have met only one man that is actually nice enough to go to all the time.

That's a pretty poor statistic.
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Oct 8-10 - Looking for women friends, couples who play, and select men.
Posted:Aug 31, 2010 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2010 3:24 pm
19730 Views
Reno's Festa Italia is coming this weekend, Oct 8-10. I'm looking for a bi female companion or companions for some kitty play. Also, adventurous couples would be a nice time too.

My fantasy is to have several women and a fewer, like two or less, men for some naked, toe curling fun.
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